HOME Eclectic	A wrong kind of Moon rock It was recently revealed that a Moon rock, a treasured piece at the Dutch national museum, is made of petrified wood. The rock was given to a former Dutch Prime Minister during a goodwill tour by the three Apollo 11 astronauts shortly after their moon mission in 1969. After his death, the rock went on display at the Amsterdam museum.  Let me tell you something...  I have lived in America for over 17 years and I have never been more embarrassed by it than I am now.  I mean, how freaking hard is to make a decent Moon rock?? Seriously. Next time, just use cheese, not wood, dummies! Not only for those who know that Moon is made of KING cheese, of course!
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