HOME Meet HOBO Online Marketing	I am the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby!   (or a review in disguise) Yes, I decided to come out. I hope it's not too late. You see, almost everyone has already done it here, in Hollywood, where I live, so I finally decided to jump on the bandwagon or else I will be left out of this jackpot totally and completely. And we are talking about hundreds of millions. Yes, hundreds of millions of those little greenish rectangular sheets of paper with a smiling face of one queer looking fellow on them wearing what seems to be a hairpiece... and that's the best advertisement for Bosley you can think of, except that in this grand land of the free nobody thinks about it this way; strange indeed... But, I am probably sidetracking. You see, since I live in Hollywood (yep, this Hollywood and I will brag about it at least one more time, so please bear with me...) chances are that "my people" did make it to the target and at least one of them scored, which is enough to become a farther according to the modern science of procreation or whatever they call it. And when one takes into account that notorious effect of quantum tunneling (here I am an expert and... I live in Hollywood), which makes even the most impossible things probable, I can definitely claim to be the farther. Which I therefore officially do. Am I done yet? No, but I swear that I am not senile either, which brings me to the crux of this article that should properly be entitled: "I am the farther of Anna Nicole Smith's baby or would you rather believe the hype of 'Day Job Killer'"? What the heck is "Day Job Killer," you may ask. It's an ebook in a relatively new "literary genre" (for lack of better term) of hype marketing. This genre is practiced by people who, as you can probably easily guess, have failed to make money using more traditional methods of marketing and decided to take it to a new level, according to their followers, equally mediocre. A typical ebook in this genre can be described like that: when all hype is distilled out, you no longer have an ebook. In other words, you can have an ebook without actually having it, which should not surprise us if we recall that in the quantum world things like that could probably happen. Therefore, we can conclude that the new level I was talking about above is the "quantum" level or else I will never be able to comprehend it. (Remember, I am an expert in this field and I live in Hollywood!) So, since I am apparently reviewing this ebook, will I ever tell you my opinion about it? That's a very good question and quite legitimate too. Moreover, it shows that you really paid attention to your high school class about reviews as that's what reviews are about. (Unless I am a reviewer...) Thus without any further ado, here is my opinion about this ebook: stick to whatever you have been doing unless it involves killing or maiming others in which case I strongly urge you to stop it at all costs even at the cost of buying this ebook. That's the short version of my opinion. If you want a longer one, you have to read more. It's absolutely up to you. I promise not to mention that I live in Hollywood anymore... Now, the longer version is coming and... will arrive eventually. Meanwhile, to get the taste of things to come you are invited to check out this review of some wonder poker bot. Nothing delights me more than exposing imposters. Yep, I am that sick!  It's been almost four weeks since I promised to finish this review off and you know what? Time's such a bitch! It just goes on and on and... then you just die! That's it! Ain't it pathetic? I wonder what happens after we die. Do we still need to get up at 6 AM to go to some dead job and to answer to some dead boss whom we hate so much that we would like to kill him except that now this is not possible anymore because he is already dead? Man, if that's what happens, then forget it! I am not dying! Yes, please remove me from the list of people who want to die. What was I thinking? Being dead obviously sucks! Seriously though: what's the point reviewing something you don't like? It sucks as much as being dead. Well, the official DNA test results are finally in and I have been told: "you are not the father!" So, what else is new? First they lie about weapons of mass destruction, now about some creep being the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. You cannot take these people seriously anymore...
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