HOME Eclectic	Eavesdropping on lesbians I like to hang out in the Borders bookstore that is on the corner of Vine and Sunset down here in Hollywood. It's only a short walking distance from where I live, so I usually visit it a few times a week.  On Sundays this store is sometimes invaded by a bunch of lesbians, some of them being louder than others, to put it quite mildly.  On one of such occasions, I see two of them sitting by the table next to me and commenting on their reading. One of them is browsing the latest issue of Glamour magazine and gets to an article featuring Angelina Jolie.  "Look," she says to her girlfriend, "here is a woman half of America wants to sleep with." "No," corrects her the other lesbian, "that's the woman that all of America wants to sleep with!"       One Simple Trade   lesbians, gays, out of closet
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