HOME Eclectic	One day in Africa Here is some joke that really cracked me up. I have just come across it on the net. It follows right below. A friend of mine was a missionary in Africa. One day the chief of the tribe calls him into his tent. The chief says, "Father, something has happened that worries me very much. Yesterday, one of my wives gave birth. All of my other children are black, like me, but the child born yesterday is white, like you. How did this happen?" The missionary starts to sweat, and he thinks fast. "Well, it's a miracle of God, and nobody can truly understand. It's like the goats that your tribe raises. Most of your goats are white, but sometimes a kid will be born and it will be black. God works in mysterious ways, and we love and honor all of His creations." The chief is silent for a moment. "You speak with much wisdom, Father, and I understand your meaning. I will say nothing about the white baby if you say nothing about the black goats."       One Simple Trade
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