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As you should know by now, I am a big fan of Seinfeld. (If you still don't, see this page or this one.) Years ago, when I lived in Poland, I came across a book with Jewish jokes that I found totally hilarious. It was then that I fell in love with the Jewish sense of humor that indeed is one of the kind. As you may recall from Seinfeld, Jerry suspected that one of his friends, a dentist, converted to Judaism purely for Jewish jokes. Heck, that's a reason as good as any other if not one of the better ones, if you ask me.
Some time ago, on one of my frequent visits to a Borders bookstore on the corner of Vine and Sunset in Hollywood, that happens to be only several minutes walking from my place, I discovered another great book on Jewish humor.
It is called
The Big Book of Jewish Humor
1.
Four men are walking in the desert.
The German says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have a beer."
The Italian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine."
The Mexican says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have tequila."
The Jew says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes."
2.
I had dinner with my father last night, and I made a classic Freudian slip. I meant to say, "Please pass the salt," but it came out, "You putz, you ruined my childhood!"
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