HOME Eclectic	Miss Teen South Carolina bungles maps Check out this video. It shows a very nervous Miss Teen South Carolina who, needless to say, is no geography champ. You know what: who cares?  You don't strip down a hot eighteen year old chick to a swimsuit to find out how good she is at algebra or, equally stupid, at maps. What kind of waste is that, anyway? Whoever invented that contest was a total moron. Algebra and swimsuits don't mix. Everybody  knows that. What we need is two swimsuit rounds and no stupid map (and such as) questions.  You have a stupid algebra question,  try and strip down your computer to a swimsuit and see if you can get it to answer it. I bet it would rather start masturbating itself than give a damn about your algebra... She should have won it. In my opinion. I love Southern belles. They are gorgeous. Just like Miss Teen South Carolina and such as... Seriously. I spent about 7 years in South Carolina and found southern women to be really great. No, not necessarily at geography or algebra and such as, but so what... So here is my solution to the global problems: redo the whole darn pageant so that South Carolina wins, restart Dow Jones at 1000 so that those who missed it at 2000 have another chance (to miss it), elect Jessica Alba for President (sorry Hillary, she is hotter), and, last but not least, send Bush to Guantanamo (with a computer that masturbates itself in a swimsuit). When this is done, the world will get a new lease on life. And here comes another "algebra" competition. It's all about brains, people! My favorite was Miss Ypsilon... If my irony is lost on some of you, let me draw a picture... While feminists believe that pageants like that are demeaning to women, I find their formula that pretends that these competitions are more than just about good looks and shapely female bodies totally insulting to my intelligence... Plus, if you really insist on finding some intelligence, your chances of finding it in outer space are much greater than among the contestants of beauty pageants, so why even bother with the questions and answers round? Beverly Hills, liposuction, cosmetic surgery, botox, breasts implants, Beverly Hills, beauty, cosmetic surgery, breasts, Beverly Hills, cosmetic surgery, Beverly Hills liposuction.
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