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I own the Moon!

Sort of. More precisely, I own the keyword "Moon" in a new cool search engine that lives at SearchBigDaddy.com. Whenever someone searches for "moon" in this search engine, the front page of my site to which this keyword is assigned is displayed in the box above the listing of pages the search produced. 

I also own a couple of planets in this solar system of ours: "Venus" and "Mars." If I ever have to run from the future global government, I have places to hide. Interestingly enough, "Mars" and "Venus" get searched quite a bit; apparently I am not the only one who anticipates problems with the future global government. I know this simply because I have access to the stats for the keywords I own in SearchBigDaddy.com. 

I also own a few biggies such as "galaxy" and "Universe" as well as "nature" that comes just handy with it. And did I mention that I claimed "big bang" too? 

I own quite a few small things too: "electron," "proton," "neutrino," "boson," and "fermion." Small things can be cool. You can easily store them in compact places such a "black hole" which I, obviously, had to claim too. If you think that people do not search for things like "big bang" or "black hole" you are quite wrong. 

Moreover, I own some earthly properties. A couple of countries: "Greece," where I lived for a few months and loved it a lot and "Poland," where I am originally from. A few European capitals such as "Athens," "Vienna," "Prague," Budapest," "Warsaw," and "Moscow" (just to spite my Russian friends a bit). I own only one city in the US, but it's a good one: "Beverly Hills." I used to work there, so I should know. At some point, it was one of the most popular searches among my keywords. 

It's only natural for someone who owns a "black hole,"  "big bang" and "fermion" to own "physics" and "astronomy." Yes, I indeed own them too. As well as "mathematics" without which the other two are helpless. In addition, I also claimed a few places of higher learning where those fields are practiced: "caltech," "stanford," "ucla," and "Jagiellonian University," my Alma Mater in Cracow (another of my keywords), Poland which has Copernicus and John Paul II among its alumni. I was quite surprised to see at some point "caltech" among the most frequently searched keywords in my keyword collection. 

In this day and age, people who own other people are frequently frowned upon. Since I am not a particularly politically correct person, I thought that adding a few heavyweights in the annals of physics and astronomy was just fine. And so I claimed: "Einstein," "Newton," "Copernicus," "Maxwell," "Planck," "Bohr," "Fermi," "Dirac," "Heisenberg," and "Curie," to name only those I still remember. Yes, people obviously search for "Einstein," but also for "Bohr," "Fermi," and "Curie." 

Now, what's the point of all this? That's a very good question, the answer to which is actually quite simple: to generate traffic to my site in a cool, original and memorable way and to create my site public awareness. You see, even if not everyone of those searching for "Einstein" or "Beverly Hills" visits my site and, in fact, very few do, chances are they will remember it because its front page was displayed in the box above their search results.

 
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