HOME Eclectic	"Roman Polanski in Warsaw" No, Roman Polanski is not in Warsaw now. He is in Switzerland, where he even owns a nice house. But that's not where he is staying. The place he is staying at looks more like a prison than a cozy house. And he is likely to be extradited to Los Angeles to face the music from 1977.  "Roman Polanski in Warsaw" is a joke that is circulating in Warsaw these days that is a sarcastic reflection on the treatment Polanski has enjoyed over the last 30 years or so. It goes like this. Polanski (RP) enters a Warsaw bordello where he meets a bordello receptionist (BR). What follows is their exchange. RP: Do you have 13-year olds? BR: No, sir. They are illegal in this country. RP: But I am a distinguished artist... BR: Well, why didn't you say so at once... That changes everything!
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