HOME Eclectic	True American patriot, at last! These days, it's not enough to support or even sincerely believe in the Patriot Act (and what a fine piece of crap this is, anyway) to be considered a true American patriot. These days, the real American patriot has to truly stand out from the masses to demonstrate beyond any doubt that he endorses the values of the free American society. Remember, those terrorist bastards hate our freedoms! Or something... And these days, men like that, true patriots, that is, are hard to find indeed in this land of the free. Or something... I will thus not exaggerate one bit by saying that I was truly moved to tears when I learned about one such a man. The man who believes that "it is un-American not to like ..." Well, see for yourself. This gentleman is not only a true American patriot, he is also a true hero to all politically incorrect straight men who these days can hardly even peep about what they like. Like ... Well, see for yourself.  Sir, we politically incorrect straight men the world all over salute you! Yes, I am being sarcastic, but only a bit. And yes, I do realize that our hero's language is objectionable to some, ladies in particular. But that's how men talk, especially in the company of other men, and what exactly can you do about it?  Notice, though, that our hero does not insist that you subscribe to his vocabulary and, to the best of my knowledge, he has yet to embark on a mission to promote his phraseology as the only right one, which is in  stark contrast to those politically correct fellows that have been on such a mission for quite a while already. And if those fellows have it their way, it's not so hard to imagine what will happen next. What will happen when everyone is forced to speak, act, or even fart the same way, assuming farting is still allowed, which I somewhat doubt. What will happen is this: bored out of our wits, we will start throwing each other at fast moving heavy trucks, the heavier the better, assuming the trucks are still allowed to move fast or even to move at all. What I find particularly curious about those politically correct fellows is that they strongly believe that their way is particularly humane and progressive, which makes sense only if inflicting violence upon the population is particularly humane and progressive too.                      Hate banks? So ditch them!   Beverly Hills, Hollywood, Southern California, gentlemen's club, lesbians, gays, out of closet, straight men, couples
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